Add humour and rustic charm to your home bar, kitchen, man cave, pub shed, or dining area with this Laser Engraved Funny Rustic Slate Clock – “No Drinking Before 5”. Crafted from natural slate and precision laser engraved for a crisp, long-lasting finish, this unique wall clock combines practical function with a playful design that is sure to get people talking.

Featuring the witty phrase “No Drinking Before 5”, this funny slate clock makes a brilliant statement piece for anyone who loves farmhouse décor, rustic home accessories, and novelty barware gifts. The natural texture and edges of the slate give every clock its own character, making each piece beautifully unique. The engraved design stands out clearly against the dark slate surface, creating a stylish contrast that suits both modern rustic interiors and traditional country homes.

This rustic slate wall clock is ideal as a gift for birthdays, Father’s Day, Christmas, housewarmings, or as a thoughtful present for beer lovers, whisky fans, home bar owners, and anyone with a good sense of humour. Whether displayed in a kitchen, home bar, garden room, or office, it adds personality and charm while keeping time in style.

Made with care and attention to detail, this laser engraved slate clock is not only decorative but durable too. The natural slate construction gives it a premium feel, while the engraved wording ensures the design will not fade or peel over time like printed alternatives. If you are looking for a funny rustic gift that is both practical and memorable, this engraved slate clock is a perfect choice.

Bring laughter and rustic elegance into any space with this eye-catching funny engraved slate clock, designed to make every hour feel a little more enjoyable.

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Laser Engraved Funny Rustic Slate Clock “No Drinking Before 5”