Description

Cooking just got a little darker 😄
This chopping board is for home chefs with a wicked sense of humour and zero tolerance for boring kitchens. Featuring the phrase “This Is Where I Murder Vegetables”, it’s the perfect blend of sharp wit and sharp knives.

Expertly engraved into quality wood, this board makes a brilliant gift for cooks, food lovers, and anyone who enjoys a laugh while prepping dinner. Ideal for birthdays, housewarmings, or as a cheeky upgrade to your own kitchen.

✔ Deep laser engraving for a bold, long-lasting finish
✔ Practical, durable, and made to be used
✔ A guaranteed conversation starter

Because vegetables never stood a chance.

Crafted from Natural Rubberwood – Durable strong and eco-friendly; perfect for home and professional use

Juice Groove Around Edges – Contains oils and other liquids or run-off to keep kitchen surfaces clean

Board Measures – 30cm x 20cm